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Shade: “Wóó Josephine abi Cellophane, I’m deeply disappointed with the mess you and your people have put me in. I didn’t bargain for this. Joko mi ni mo joko, when you and your gang came here to beg me with your useless ankara that everything was sorted.”
Josehine: “Askuse me, ma. Askuse me ma. We are sorry. I want to explain…”
Shade: “Explain wetin? Kini ę fę explain fun gbogbo rubbish tę’lo fi mi shéy yęn? Éé ni ku re! What do you want to explain for the embarrassment you and your lousy people have caused me and my father? Do you know how many phone calls I have received from him and many others over this matter? We don’t need those foul looking native doctors masquerading as traders to win the next election.”
Josephine: “We are sorry, ma. Everything was planned to succeed. The only mistake was that visit to the palace…..”
“Ję’a gbo’ro joo! Did you not tell me that the letter we wrote last year was receiving positive attention and that he was eagerly awaiting for us?”
Josephine: “Askuse ma, that was the report I got after we convinced the governor to make him the sole beneficiary of the 5% allocations going monthly to the seven local government councils under him. I didn’t expect him to do us like this, ma. We are very sorry for the embarrassment ma. Pls forgive us.”
Shade: “You people should go and sort yourself out o. I’m not coming there again. You guys are so duplicitous and funny. I don’t want to have anything with those your juju-laden markets that look like Jankara abi Sangrouse markets from Temu!. Oloshi ni gbogbo yin”
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